Wednesday, July 12, 2023

GREEN AND SHORTER THAN A FUCKING RANTALLION

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RANTALLION IS 18TH CENTURY PROFANITY/SLANG FOR A PENIS THAT IS SHORTER THAN THE BALLS.

NOW THAT IS OUT OF THE WAY, LETS TALK ABOUT THE VIDEO.


UNLIKE THE RANTALLION, THIS VIDEO HAS AN IMPRESSIVE LENGTH COMING IN AT EXACTLY 10 HOURS.

THIS VIDEO HAS GREEN THINGS EVERYWHERE. AND THE GREEN THINGS ARE DOING THEIR BEST WHILE ENDURING AN ONSLAUGHT OF RADIATION FROM A NATURAL FISSION REACTOR LOCATED IN OUTER SPACE.

THE GREEN THINGS ARE LIT, BECAUSE THE VIDEO HAPPENS DURING THE DAY. IT LOOKS LIKE NOTHING IS HAPPENING BUT ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

ANTELOPE EAT THIS STUFF, BUT THAT IS NOT IN THIS VIDEO.

ANYWAY, AT AROUND 6:37 IN THE VIDEO A CLOUD PASSES OVER AND IT IS THE MOST ACTION-PACKED MOMENT IF YOU WANT TO SKIP TO THE BEST PART.

THE BACKGROUND HAS A SHED OF SOME SORT AND MAYBE SOME GARBAGE PILED UP.

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